{"id":587,"date":"2008-08-17T19:25:42","date_gmt":"2008-08-17T19:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=587"},"modified":"2008-08-17T19:25:42","modified_gmt":"2008-08-17T19:25:42","slug":"cum-scapi-de-politia-din-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/cum-scapi-de-politia-din-romania\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum scapi de politia din Romania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O sa incep prin a te anunta ca nu e un post extraordinar, gen OTV, in care sa iti explic cum anume sa scapi de politie in cazul in care ai furat sau ai trecut pe rosu si nu vrei sa iti pierzi carnetul.\u00a0 Nu, e un post in care o sa explic cum anume se descurca unii straini in Romania.<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot sa dau nume ( oricum nu cred ca au numele relevanta ), dar asa cum am spus in posturile anterioare, lucrez destul de mult cu strainii. Si uite asa mai invat si eu chestii despre ce se intampla in alte tari si cum se obisnuiesc strainii cu Romania. Una dintre provocarile de la noi din tara e cea cu politia.<\/p>\n<p>Evident,\u00a0 e imposibil sa scapi de domnul agent. Intr-o buna zi tot te va trage pe dreapta, se va prezenta frumos si iti va cere actele. Si tu o sa stai putin speriat ca nu stii sigur pentru ce te-a oprit. Poate a fost un accident si verifica pe toti. Poate ai gresit ceva, poate aveai farurile stinse sau poate ti s-a ars faza mica pe stanga ?! ( ale dracu` drumuri, v-am mai zis cat de des schimb becurile de faruri si pozitiile fata ? ). Ei bine, te-a oprit si tu nu stii de ce. Astepti sa iti explice cum sta treaba si speri sa scapi fara amenda. Si iti promiti in gand ca daca nu primesti amenda, o sa dai bani la saraci. Nu primesti amenda. Dar nici nu dai banii la saraci, te duci si bei ( fara alcool ) in schimb.<\/p>\n<p>Ca sa revin la politia din Romania : NIMENI nu scapa. Si ce te faci tu, cetatean neamt, cand iti place sa umblii fara centura pe strazile romanesti ? Te duci la risc, dar parca nici amenda nu vrei sa platesti. Si totusi, in cele din urma te opreste agentul de circulatie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Buna ziua, agentul X, imi puteti spune de ce nu purtati centura de siguranta ? &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Iar tu, in aceeasi postura de cetean neamt, dar care intelege limba romana si poate sa si raspunda, te faci ca nu stii limba romana<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;sprechen die Deutsch?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Agentul repeta urgent, tot in limba romana. Raspunsul cetateanului neamt:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;sprechen die Deutsch?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Agentul disperat trage de centura din masina, arata spre ea :<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Trebuie sa porti centura, asta centura, trebuie sa porti!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cetateanul neamt raspunde cu un &#8220;aahhhhh&#8221; mirat si zambeste<\/p>\n<p>Agentul si mai disperat, gesticuland nervos cu mana dreapta :<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Treci, treci odata!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pe scurt : nu amenda, plus distractia cetateanului neamt la comportamentul agentului de circulatie roman.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, &#8220;sprechen die Deutsch&#8221; ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O sa incep prin a te anunta ca nu e un post extraordinar, gen OTV, in care sa iti explic cum anume sa scapi de politie in cazul in care ai furat sau ai trecut pe rosu si nu vrei sa iti pierzi carnetul.\u00a0 Nu, e un post in care o sa explic cum anume [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[1532,1533,958,1526,1534,56],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chestiuni-zilnice","tag-agent","tag-circulatie","tag-germania","tag-politie","tag-reguli","tag-romania"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.1.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cum scapi de politia din Romania | J. 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