{"id":544,"date":"2008-08-12T05:14:55","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T05:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=544"},"modified":"2008-08-12T05:14:55","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T05:14:55","slug":"doua-vaci-au-evadat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/doua-vaci-au-evadat\/","title":{"rendered":"Doua vaci au evadat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Si nu sunt agresiv si rautacios, nu ma refer la femei. Chiar este vorba de doua vaci, care se pare ca au evadat de la un abator \u00een ora\u015ful francez Noeux-les-Mines. ( sursa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realitatea.net\/o-vaca-a-evadat-de-la-abator--insa-a-sfarsit-intr-un-canal_330236.html\">realitatea<\/a> ).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ultima dintre ele a evadat diminea\u0163a devreme din abator \u015fi s-a ascuns \u00een re\u0163eaua de canalizare, precum \u00een filmele poli\u0163iste.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A naibii vaca, stia ca vin astia dupa ea. Si au venit&#8230;<br \/>\nSe pare ca serviciile tehnice au bombardat vaca cu apa, ca sa o opreasca din fuga. That&#8217;s smart, NOT.<br \/>\nDupa chinuri si chinuri, au reusit sa tranchilizeze vaca, au facut sapaturi, au incercat sa o scoata cu macaraua de acolo, dar vaca nu vroia si cu asta basta.<\/p>\n<p>In cele din urma, i-au semnat condamnarea la moarte pentru evadarea din abator si au eutanasiat-o. E pacat, probabil vaca reprezentand un Ray Liotta al &#8220;Absolomului&#8221; francez de la Noeux-les-Mines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si nu sunt agresiv si rautacios, nu ma refer la femei. Chiar este vorba de doua vaci, care se pare ca au evadat de la un abator \u00een ora\u015ful francez Noeux-les-Mines. ( sursa realitatea ). Ultima dintre ele a evadat diminea\u0163a devreme din abator \u015fi s-a ascuns \u00een re\u0163eaua de canalizare, precum \u00een filmele poli\u0163iste. 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