{"id":3693,"date":"2010-05-31T19:55:47","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T19:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=3693"},"modified":"2010-05-31T19:55:47","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T19:55:47","slug":"nu-pe-banda-a-doua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/nu-pe-banda-a-doua\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu pe banda a doua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Te-ai cacat pe tine pentru un Captiva in leasing ? Ma bucur pentru tine, dar data viitoare treci pe prima banda cand ai 70 de km\/h si vezi ca vin din spate si te mai si semnalizez.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, nu ar trebui sa fiu nevoit sa te depasesc prin dreapta, doar ca asa esti tu smecher. Nu, nu trebuia sa ma pun in fata ta si sa merg si eu cu 70 km\/h,\u00a0 cand ai vrut tu sa accelerezi. E si greseala mea ca m-am lasat atras in capcana ta. Dar esti rau intentionat atunci cand incerci sa te tii de mine si-ti dau fum, dar opresc la benzinarie, ma ajungi si vii sa-mi atragi atentia ca nu asa se conduce in judetul Timis. Tu ai fost ala care conducea intr-un stil idiot si probabil ca vei conduce la fel. Nu conteaza in ce judet. La fel de stupid esti. Iti vor umple toti frigiderul cu mancare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te-ai cacat pe tine pentru un Captiva in leasing ? Ma bucur pentru tine, dar data viitoare treci pe prima banda cand ai 70 de km\/h si vezi ca vin din spate si te mai si semnalizez. Nu, nu ar trebui sa fiu nevoit sa te depasesc prin dreapta, doar ca asa esti tu smecher. 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