{"id":2785,"date":"2009-08-29T21:26:54","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T21:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=2785"},"modified":"2009-08-29T21:26:54","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T21:26:54","slug":"soferi-idioti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/soferi-idioti\/","title":{"rendered":"Soferi idioti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In seara asta am dat de unul dintre cei mai idioti soferi. Mai avea si lamaia de incepator in parbriz.\u00a0 Pe drumul dintre Jebel si Timisoara, mergea baiatul cu Dacia 1310 din cinestie ce an cu 110km\/h si ii juca spatele in toate directiile. Dupa ce l-am depasit frumos, mi-a bagat faza lunga din spate. Pana la urma i-am dat jet, m-am departat de el, dar in Timisoara, idiotul revine si trece toate limitatoarele de viteza cu cel putin 60km\/h, face pe altii sa franeze in disperare, ca nimeni nu-si da seama ce dracu` vrea sa faca.<\/p>\n<p>La semafor se opreste in drept cu mine si incepe sa claxoneze. Are un coleg la fel de idiot ca el, in dreapta, si amandoi rad ca sa isi arate gaurile dintre dinti. In spate mai au si o fatuca. Si ei i se pare amuzant ca idiotul merge cu un harb de dacie cu viteza aia si face ceea ce face. Sunt curios cat o sa ii mai tina fazele cu trecutul in viteza si &#8220;drifturile&#8221; alea smechere pe drum drept.<\/p>\n<p>Poate pana se infige intr-un copac il agata politia. Macar sa ii scape pe-alti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In seara asta am dat de unul dintre cei mai idioti soferi. Mai avea si lamaia de incepator in parbriz.\u00a0 Pe drumul dintre Jebel si Timisoara, mergea baiatul cu Dacia 1310 din cinestie ce an cu 110km\/h si ii juca spatele in toate directiile. Dupa ce l-am depasit frumos, mi-a bagat faza lunga din spate. 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