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E criza! – Nu te uita la mine ca pinguinu la baliza,
\nE criza! – Mai scoate foehnu, epilatoru si placa de par din priza,
\nE criza! – Daca nu te potolesti, te duc la psihanaliza,
\nCa e criza, criza, criza!<\/p>\n

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Iubita mea, te retin un pic si eu,
\nCa ma roade de mult timp si-am vrut sa te-ntreb mereu:
\nEu inteleg ca vrei sampon si sapun – ca vreau si eu –
\nDa\u2019 nu-nteleg ce faci cu atatea creme, pe cuvantul meu!
\nAi creme de fata, de maini, de picioare, de zi si de noapte hidratante,
\nCreme de baie, creme de slabire, creme de masaj cu nu stiu cate plante,
\nCreme gomaj, creme anti-rid, creme cu aloe vera, creme firmate.
\nEu am o singura crema de ras, goala pe jumatate<\/p>\n

Foarte tare piesa! Am auzit-o prima oara, astazi, la radio. Chiar daca nu sunt cel mai mare fan al postului Radio Romania Actualitati, era singura frecventa care avea ceva pe ea in drum spre Resita. Ma bucur totusi ca am descoperit o piesa faina…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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