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De obicei in grupul in care imi pierd vremea ( a se citi ca, chiar imi pierd vremea ) nasul meu este motiv de misto. Mai ales cand vine vorba de Ciprian ( a se citi “ba maimuta” ) . Asa ca am decis sa fac eu o mini lista care sa adune cateva dintre chestiile pozitive si negative pe care le pot face cu nasul. Si sincer, nu pot sa le scriu eu de capul meu. Trebuie sa imi fie spuse. Asa ca am apelat la prietenul meu Cipri ( a se citi “ba castravete”) pentru a face rost de cateva detalii legate de nasul meu.<\/p>\n

Mi-au fost enumerate cateva, insa dupa 3 minute am ajuns in situatia in care :<\/p>\n

darkstar: mai zi
\nciprian: da ce’s eu aici ma
\nciprian: nici motivatie n am<\/p>\n

Asa ca am incercat sa ii dau motivatie. Cu ajutorul unor cuvinte legate de organul lui sexual mic. Rezultatul..nu exista. Deci pana la urma o sa ma chinui tot eu singur sa fac o lista. Here we go:<\/p>\n

  • Pot sa blochez obiectivul la aparatul foto<\/li>\n
  • Pot sa pun piedica, cu nasul<\/li>\n
  • Pot sa ii scot ochii lui Ciprian<\/li>\n
  • Pot sa joc sporturi legate de lovitul cu o bata ( a se citi “nasul meu finut”)<\/li>\n
  • Pot sa inot sub apa<\/li>\n
  • Mi-a mai spus Ciprian ceva dar sunt prea porcoase ca sa pot sa le scriu<\/li>\n

    Pentru cei care vor sa adauge cateva chestii pe care le pot eu face cu nasul meu, sunt dispus sa iau in considerare orice parere atat timp cat se ofera argumente.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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