{"id":1478,"date":"2009-01-30T00:25:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T00:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2009-01-30T00:25:37","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T00:25:37","slug":"cum-sa-iti-strici-programul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/cum-sa-iti-strici-programul\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum sa iti strici programul!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"padding: 10px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sxc.hu\/pic\/m\/n\/na\/nazreth\/1094329_sleeping.jpg?resize=134%2C180\" alt=\"somn\" width=\"134\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<h2> Cum sa nu! ( tutorial ) <\/h2>\n<p><strong>Simplu de tot<\/strong> : dormi mai mult decat trebuie, astfel incat la ora la care normal te-ai pune sa dormi, sa nu mai poti sa o faci si sa fii nevoit sa stai treaz pana catre dimineata, cand brusc ti se face somn si trebuie sa te asezi in pat. Si dormi.\u00a0 Pana a doua zi, pe la pranz.<\/p>\n<p>Si uite asa ai intrat intr-un cerc pe care foarte greu il poti &#8220;sparge&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>E abia doua jumate, insa in momentul asta simt ca pot sa joc 2-3 ore fotbal. Si maine de dimineata am destul de multe de facut. Deci mi-am stricat programul. Asta e un &#8220;don`t do it&#8221; pentru voi cei care imi veti citi postul la o ora decenta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum sa nu! 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