{"id":1345,"date":"2009-01-15T19:54:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T19:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2014-08-07T13:38:40","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T13:38:40","slug":"de-ale-zilei-15012009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/de-ale-zilei-15012009\/","title":{"rendered":"De-ale zilei 15.01.2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O noua inventie : Robopisica<\/p>\n<p>Ce, esti alergic la parul de pisica ? Na, cu inventia asta ai scapat de probleme. Robo-pisica mai e si curata pe deasupra. Nu lasa mizerie, nu te trezeste din somn si nici nu are nevoie de mancare.<\/p>\n<p>Femeile frumoase sunt programate sa fie infidele de hormonul &#8221;Marilyn&#8221;, spun cercetatorii<\/p>\n<p>Postul asta e mai mult pentru barbati : aveti grija cu cine va insurati ba!<\/p>\n<p>Internetul isi dubleaza marimea odata la 5 ani<\/p>\n<p>Sau de ce avem nevoie de o structura excelenta a retelelor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Microcreditele, afectate diferit de criza financiara<\/p>\n<p>Asta e destul de bine. Nu mai poate chiar oricine sa isi bage rata de-o plasma. Iti permiti, cumperi, nu-ti permiti, faci economie la curent, ca si asa o plasma consuma cat 4 televizoare normale.<\/p>\n<p>Eleva porno, racolata de un proxenet<\/p>\n<p>Proxenetu` cica ar vrea sa o duca in Spania. Numai de-ar pleca, ca deja m-am saturat sa o vad pe prima pagina a tuturor ziarelor.<\/p>\n<p>Adrian Minune pregatit sa isi impuste dusmanii<\/p>\n<p>Da` e baiat finut. A cerut voie baiatului astuia de-i in parnaie sa ii traga o bila in piept aluia care a incercat sa ii fure masina. Asa, sa &#8220;sufere toata viata lui&#8221;. Si al sfarsit o dedicatie, ca pentru la fratii lui&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Poza zilei : Lily Allen cu sanii la vedere<\/p>\n<p>Eu nu prea pricep cum a reusit Lily Allen sa iasa asa din masina. De altfel, nu prea pricep cum i-a sarit sanul din tricou. Si nu inteleg ce naiba avea in tigara de nu si-a dat seama ca e cu sanii pe afara&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O noua inventie : Robopisica Ce, esti alergic la parul de pisica ? Na, cu inventia asta ai scapat de probleme. Robo-pisica mai e si curata pe deasupra. Nu lasa mizerie, nu te trezeste din somn si nici nu are nevoie de mancare. 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