{"id":1202,"date":"2008-11-25T23:14:25","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T23:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2014-08-07T13:38:15","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T13:38:15","slug":"rahat-shit-si-alte-alea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jmihai.ro\/blog\/rahat-shit-si-alte-alea\/","title":{"rendered":"Rahat, shit si alte alea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cand sa plec spre terenul de fotbal, aproape de ora 11 ( da, jucam noaptea fotbal, in fiecare marti ) pornesc masina, dau cu spatele sa ies din parcare, bag a1a si dau sa plec. Moare motorul. Incerc sa pornesc. Nu vrea.<\/p>\n<p>Am impins masina inapoi in parcare si acolo a ramas. Ce dracu are nu stiu. Baterie se pare ca are, invarte motorul, dar nu pleaca (?!). In fine, maine fac o excursie la service cu intrebari, ca masina sigur nu reusesc sa o pornesc.<\/p>\n<p>Imi bag piciorul, mai ales ca azi am circulat toata ziua cu ea si nu ma asteptam sa se intample asta. Plec la fotbal cu taxi. Ma intorc acasa, nervos. Ma apuc sa citesc. Ce ? Catavencu.<\/p>\n<p>Si mi-am mai inveselit dimineata, ca deja e 1. Articolul asta e superb! Am ras cu lacrimi.<\/p>\n<p>Va invit calduros sa faceti click pe linkul de mai sus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cand sa plec spre terenul de fotbal, aproape de ora 11 ( da, jucam noaptea fotbal, in fiecare marti ) pornesc masina, dau cu spatele sa ies din parcare, bag a1a si dau sa plec. Moare motorul. Incerc sa pornesc. Nu vrea. Am impins masina inapoi in parcare si acolo a ramas. 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